Welcome! Forums Non-Running Forum THE YEAR’S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004:

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    Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter

    [imagine that!]

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

    [no, really?]

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    [now that’s taking things a bit far!]

    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

    [not if I wipe thoroughly!]

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    [what a guy!]

    Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    [no-good-for-nothin’ lazy so-and-sos!]

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

    War Dims Hope for Peace

    If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

    [you think?!]

    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

    [who would have thought!]

    Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

    [they may be on to something!]

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

    [you mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!]

    Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

    [he probably IS the battery charge!]

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    [weren’t they fat enough?!]

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

    [That’s what he gets for eating those beans!]

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    [Tastes like chicken?]

    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

    [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

    Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors

    [Boy, are they tall!]

    And the winner is….

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    (Can you believe it?)

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    Ed 1

    Funny stuff

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