THE YEAR’S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004: Welcome! › Forums › Non-Running Forum › THE YEAR’S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004: This topic contains 1 reply, has 2 voices, and was last updated by Floridaboiler 13 years, 4 months ago. Author Posts January 26, 2005 at 12:40 am #2178 FloridaboilerMember Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that’s taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin’ lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren’t they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That’s what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Tastes like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is…. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead (Can you believe it?) January 26, 2005 at 4:47 pm #17502 Ed 1Member Funny stuff Author Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic.